Brony

Fans of an animated cartoon created by feminist Lauren Faust, started in 2010 and premiered on The Hub. The show is primarily targeted towards little girls, but has somehow gained a disgusting cult following of older, single, "virgin4life" males that call themselves "bronies". They are considered to be the scum of the internet, or simply Internet Cancer. They have been known to bring up MLP in topics and conversations in an irrelevant fashion. Bronies recklessly attack anyone that doesn't like their unhealthy obsession, while hypocritically claiming to "love and tolerate the shit out of you". Bronies don't seem to understand that us "haters", DO NOT hate their girly cartoon, but in fact, hate them. We have zero problem with your interest, but we have an issue with you spreading your cancer everywhere and shoving MLP down everyone's throats. No one gives a fuck. If you like to jerk off to horses, that's your own business and you keep that shit to yourselves. Bronies also claim that "haters" aren't comfortable with their sexuality, using that as a petty reason to counter haters. When in fact, all of us normal functioning members of society are comfortable with our sexuality, hence, that's why we aren't watching little girl cartoons, having sex, and working a stable job.

Curing the internet of this cancer, it's going to be like 1942 you ponyfags.

Brony: So, have you been watching MLP?

Me: I saw a few episodes to see what the hype was about.

Brony: So whatcha' think? Isn't it liek the grrrreeeeeaaaaattteeest show eva?

Me: No, it's just a cartoon, and I don't see the big deal about it.

Brony: WHHHHAAAAA?!?!!? OMG YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!! HATERS GONNA HATE!!!!!! ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!! PONIES PONIES PONIES!!!!!!!

Me: Go get a terminal illness fag.

Brony: I'm a 26 year old virgin that still lives with my parents, and I plan on keeping it that way for 50+ years!!!!! Woo hoo!!!!!!!11111!!!!1111tiem2fukponiezagaiyn.

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