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The act of masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
Ben likes taking Toyam Dumps. I'm not sure why, but he does.
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Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)
Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.
The forceful ejaculate of semen that comes out of one's penis. Usually caused by masturbation.
Ben's shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. But don't think he only masturbates in the shower. He also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and I even caught him once in the doghouse. Bailey was NOT happy.
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The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.
Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.
Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.
Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.
Similar to "it's a thing" or "it's a good idea" but flows much better.
"It's a move to grab pizza after work?" "Nah, not a move. I'm on a diet, remember?" "What about sushi, hm?" "Definitely a move! I'm so down."
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An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.
Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.