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Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.
Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.
Acronym for Post Toyam Spurt Depression; the empty feeling one gets after masturbating.
Ben masturbates so much, he hasn't gotten PTSD since he was in 1st grade.
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The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.
When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.
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The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.
All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.
An abbreviation for "Automated Toyam Machine." A pocket pussy (or fleshlight) attached to a robotic machine which acts as an automatic masturbatory device.
Ben bought a ATM and set it up in our living room. At least the Automated Toyam Machine comes with a jizz collector, otherwise I think I would move out.
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The face one makes while they orgasm.
Ben is so desensitised, that his toyam face is the same facial expression he gets when engrossed in The Walking Dead.
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