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The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.
1 *messenger notification*
Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?
You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000
2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo
You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!
Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.
I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.
Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"
*enters a party*
Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !
Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.
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The guys who stick around with you while you're getting over an ex, becoming your girl best friend, supporting you through it in hopes you will eventually sleep with them
Sergey: who are all these new guys you keep texting?
Tasha: just my tap squad. Ever since we broke up, iâve got at least 3 dudes trying to âsupport meâ. Lmfao real talk tho. They all just hoping to get dick down with me.
A really shitty fucking cigarette.
Derives from the Canadian slang word "bogie" and the proper word "cigarette"
Laurence: Hey wanna toss me one of ya cibogies?
Tasha: Dude I'll give you ONE more if you can figure out how to open the fucking carton without fucking ripping it like last time. No more after that though. These cibogies are cheap and gross.