Kovaleved

The act of suspending or relieving ones duties on a temporary or permanent basis.

You've been playing really bad hockey the last 8 games. For the best of the team, you will be KOVALEVED for 2 games.

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Sperm Count

When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm

Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!

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