Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

fuxup

Fuxup (fucksup); What the fuck is up?!

An easy text message while driving or a simple way to greet someone when they come through the door.

Text: fuxup?!

Friend opens the door and walks in:
"hey"
You nod and say:
"fuxup"

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