Avni

is a creature or mystery but really not. She lives in Adidas, loves shopping at Levi's, and loves chocolate. Her main feature is her constant laughter. Avnies have an inability to stop laughing. Especially when words such as self completed, penis, or ping pong are ejaculated from one's mouth during speech. Avnies are generally harmless but have been known to slap defenseless kids and pants them. Avnies refuse to eat food and maintain dangerously low iron levels with no sense of self preservation. Avnies can often be reffered to as dame.

Friend one: Hello dame. The sky is blue today.
Avni: The sky is blue.
Friend two: That is such an Avni move. Arguing without arguing.
Avni: We're arguing.

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Heenal

A Heenal will really tickle your pickle. If you want to tickle hers, refer to her as La Heen. Usually has a thing for lumberjacks, but if you have a sex tape she will gladly help you title it. She will make fun of you till the day she dies. And even after she's dead, she will haunt you from her grave. A Heenal is a top notch person, with superior dancing skills, so never go out with her, she will show you up. She is a total weirdo, but will hit you with that g*y s**t whenever you want it. Also, she will make herself laugh more than you ever could.

Me: (forms triple chin and grunts) Penis
Heenal: **laughs for eternity**

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