Cash Loder

- Someone who makes loud and obnoxious noises when in public locations (i.e. Ordering food at a restaurant) to make the surrounding people look toward the origin of the noise and possibly become annoyed.

X: Yo man, i saw a total Cash Loder last night at the Buffalo Wild Wings!
Y: No way! i bet he made a fool of himself.

X: Dude, some Cash Loder at the bar last night was pissing everybody off with his loud sex noises.
Y: too bad he'll never get any poon!