Pug People

A modern group of people, usually in their late teens, twenties and even early thirties, who, like pugs, have lost all the redeeming qualities of their ancestors. They've lost the ability to do basic tasks. They can't get across town because they're not confident in their ability to drive on Highways. They get nervous standing in line at the Post Office because they're around more than 4 strangers at once. They can't leave the house because their anxiety is "too high" that day.

They have the grit, tenacity, and general mental state of a pug.

"I offered Todd my extra ticket to the ball game this weekend, but he said he didn't like to be around loud noises for more than two episodes of a TV show."

"He's one of those pug people. You have to hold him for a few minutes before his breathing calms down."