Bossman

Acts like the defender of all that is "bruv". Can easily be identified by the following characteristics:
- Wears caps backwards
- Always in hoodie and jeans
- Using bossman signs like backwards peace hand gestures

"Is that bossman over there?"
"Yeah, it's my guy big man number 1 smurf big up since day 1 my g the bossman innit"

Eugene

The name of a person who is always clueless. They never know what they are doing, but sometimes they get very very lucky. They are confusing beings that must be stopped at all costs.

"Who is that dopey guy over there?"
"Undoubtedly, it is Eugene."