Kenyoning

The involuntary act of one's legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. This can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" including but not excluded to "Love is my Legs" or "I just, I can't."

Person 1- How great was Downton Abbey last night?

Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*

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