Watermelon Sugar High

A Watermelon Sugar High is what state of mind you begin to experience precisely after you consume at least one can of Mountain Dew: Major Melon soda pop while simultaneously listening to the corresponding song by Harry Styles. It is yet a mystery if there are any other steps involved in activating this state of consciousness, but I am sure enlightenment of the exact formula will be revealed and most likely even monetized in the very near future if it isn't already clear.

"Wow! Major Melon gave me the best Watermelon Sugar High! Want to try some? It's definitely ahead of it's time! Thanks, Major!" *takes a slow sip then winks*

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