Daft

A silly, stupid person.

When the Leland twins--Herschel and Thierry have one of their many parties, get extremely drunk, they become rather daft.

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Down the Nick

To be at the police station, especially in the UK.

Bunny and Carlos were sent Down the Nick after both guys commited grand theft auto. They were released an hour later on bail.

Gobsmacked

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

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Crispy

When a person sounds cold and clinical when they speak. They tend to enunciate every word, their sentences short, sounding clipped in an unfriendly, formal matter. A crispy person often sounds annoyed and/or impatient especially when they have to repeat a question. A person who sounds crispy when they talk, "does not suffer fools gladly."

Kennedy: That salesperson was a bitch, she was so crispy!
Regan: Did you buy the bag?
Kennedy: No. She was so rude. I should report her.

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Feeb

A person who has mental instability and feeble-mindedness.

Kennedy sat at her grandmother's feet, on the carpet of the nursing home. Her grandma was seated in an armchair, her face expressionless. Kennedy held on to one of her grandma's hand. Kennedy thought about how a sharp, witty mind became this feeb of a shell of a woman was now battling the voices in her delicate mind consuming what's left of her head and spirit her hands shaking. It was painful to Kennedy watching her grandma slowly become a feeb, a shadow of her former self.

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Wiseguy

A person who makes sarcastic or impudent remarks so they can demonstrate their cleverness.

Regan: I love Meredith! He's such a poet! So sensitive!
Kennedy (surprised): Really??! He always strikes me as a wiseguy.

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Dark Comedy

When a TV show or movie uses taboo subjects like death, cancer, racism, old age, rape, guns, domestic abuse, drugs etc is the source of the laughter. That's why it's dark.

ie. Archer, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy

I love watching dark comedy shows. They crack me up!!

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