Damage

When someone calls out another for being a poser, or posturing to look like someone else.

"I see you have dyed yr hair black."
"Yeah, Cassidy ...what about it."
"You have Morticia Addams damage, right? You think yr her right?"
"Just shut up, Cassidy."

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Mansplaining

When a man explains something to a woman in a patronizing tone as if the woman is too emotional and illogical to understand.

"She got all pissed at me for no reason!" cried Ira, "Accusing me of mansplaining."
Aziz shook his head. "Women! Right?"

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Lavender marriage

A term used in the 1930s, and can still be applied today. It's a term meaning if you are an actor who happens to be gay or lesbian like so many people in the 1930s, the agent of that actor tries to marry them off with a straight person. It is either this or lose everything when the public and fans find out a particular actor is homosexual.

These days it's no big deal to come out of the closet, but there are still gay actors married to a straight spouse for appearance, and reputation. This called a Lavender marriage.

John Travolta is indeed in a Lavender marriage with Kelly Preston.

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Flooze

A girl who is a total ditz, she's stupid but an easy lay/slut.

Heather, Morgan's girlfriend is a total flooze.

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Iced

When a friend from the past, or someone you were once intimate with very, very recently ignores you, not even acknowledging your presence--in front of the public at a social gathering. Also known as getting "the brush off."

Morgan was upset, quietly leaving the party, trying to make sense of what just happened. His close friend Danny, whom he used to hang with back in their hometown of Larmer, absolutely iced him.

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Yoofs

UK Slang for the word "kids." The colloquial way of saying "Youths."

The old man shook his head after almost being trampled, by the teens running in the opposite direction, singing off-key, laughing nefariously.
"These yoofs...think they own the world..."

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Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who performs oral sex on another lesbian.

"She's a total lesbian now. She's a carpet muncher."

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