Undercover City

The undercover city is what you call a stain usually made by the sexual reproductive byproduct called sperm is wiped on a mattress when done masturbating. This will most likely be hidden under a sheet cover or pillow.

Jimmy: Ew, what the hell is that on your mattress.
John: Oh that, it's my undercover city.
Jimmy: Why...?
John: I have a problem, huh? :(
Jimmy: Yeah. You do.

1👍 1👎

Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."