A dirty Nicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing
Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
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Nicholas is an amazing boyfriend and an amazing person he often forgets just how amazing he really is so he makes stupid mistakes but understands later on what he did was wrong and will do anything to make up for it. He has the most kindest heart and biggest cock youรขยยll ever see I swear that shit is gigantic that thick thing will make you cum in seconds. Have fun!
Girl 1: have you seen Nicholas he has such a huge heart
Girl 2: oh yeah wanna know what else is huge?
Girl 1: what?
Girl 2: his cock
A dirty Paige is a woman who will go down and give you that gawk gawk, nipple twister, ball buster 3000 and once she's done swallowing all of your kids she will get up then shake you mothers hand, as if she wasnt just tugging on your cock like she was trying to milk an old sick cow.
Dude man#1: bro my mom hates my girl and she's dull asf i think im gonna bump her.
Man dude#2: awe bro that sucks i dont have that problem i met a FREAK. Her names Paige.
Dude man#1: im gonna go get myself a Dirty Paige.
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