Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.

Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!

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Triancée

A person who has been engaged to marry to the same person three separate times. This requires that the couple be engaged three times and break up at least two times.

Sometimes Triancée will use the same ring all three times, but if the Triancée is smart she upgrades each time. Although, it is an accepted practice that the Triancée keep the ring after the third engagement whether or not a marriage occurs.

Man #1: How is your Triancée?
Man #2: Oh Cynthia? That didn't work, out we broken up again.
Man #1: Whoa! I guess three times is not the charm!

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Basic Bitch

(noun.) When a female does things that have been done by other females a million times over. usually common in white girls; mostly seen in winter where a girl wears tights a north face jacket and a pair of Uggs *WARNING!!* This outfit may be repeated quite a number of times. One may say your typical Starbucks loving whitegirl.

-Rebecca and Angela are having an Conversation-
Angela: Oh my gawwd Becca I love Starbucks and wearing thin tights and wearing North Face jackets !!
Rebecca: I know right!!
Jamal: Y'all bitches basic as SHIT!!
--Basic Bitch---

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