The Cockodile Hunter

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.

My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.

Picasshole

A Picasshole is not to be confused with Picasso the well known 20th century artist. Rather, Picasshole is the fecal artist who finger paints on bathroom walls using a palette of colors typically in the light to dark brown range.

One can find such great works of art in Truck Stop bathrooms, Fast Food restaurant bathrooms, and Schoolhouse bathrooms across the world.

While pushing out a turd in a local fast food restaurant bathroom, I couldn't help but notice the marvelous Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

In awe I marveled at the contrast of brown hues, bits of corn, and the overall stench of this fantastic painting.

Mike: Dude! What took you so long in the shitter?

Me: I was admiring a Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

Mike: Did you get a picture? We could sell it on eBay.

Me: Fuck! I didn't think about that. Too late there's a an employee cleaning that shit stain right now.

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