Picasshole

A Picasshole is not to be confused with Picasso the well known 20th century artist. Rather, Picasshole is the fecal artist who finger paints on bathroom walls using a palette of colors typically in the light to dark brown range.

One can find such great works of art in Truck Stop bathrooms, Fast Food restaurant bathrooms, and Schoolhouse bathrooms across the world.

While pushing out a turd in a local fast food restaurant bathroom, I couldn't help but notice the marvelous Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

In awe I marveled at the contrast of brown hues, bits of corn, and the overall stench of this fantastic painting.

Mike: Dude! What took you so long in the shitter?

Me: I was admiring a Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

Mike: Did you get a picture? We could sell it on eBay.

Me: Fuck! I didn't think about that. Too late there's a an employee cleaning that shit stain right now.

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Pablo Picasshole

A pretentious, self-absorbed wannabe artist type. Can be found at coffee houses, poetry slams and 3rd rate art galleries discussing his "craft".

Person 1: That guy in the beret is insufferable. He won't shut up about his "inspiration"?

Person 2: Oh, you mean Pablo Picasshole?

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