Le ape

A wild, hunch-backed beast from the Neanderthal times. He can be seen with his natural, snooty-ape state trying to chat with other teachers. Le ape is a creature of few words, but when he speaks the might of the cafeteria hears him. Le ape enjoys consuming a million bags of ruffles in one sitting, as this is part of his natural diet. Le ape doesn't care for substitutes or running in the halls.

How to spot Le Ape: sweater vests, odd haircuts and glasses, slouched posture, Trump-like lip smirks, and a thick man slowly creeping up the stairs and blocking students from entering. Can be seen with tall WHITE guy with strange haircuts, who chats with teachers and sits with students at lunch.

"Dude, look! It's the Le ape strut!"
"Le ape screeched at Kevv today"