Elite Suckage

When she give you that Super Duper Sucker Premium Deluxe Hurricane Vaccuum Seal Gawk Gawk Double Double Hand Twist 3000: Black Hole Edition; In other words, top notch immaculate head.

*texting friend while getting top*
Guy: This fine ass female givin' me head.
Friend: Bro for real? Is it good?
Guy: Dude, THIS IS ELITE SUCKAGE.

Black Hole

The vagina of a woman who has so much sex that everytime she spreads her legs, she turns into a vaccume

Guy 1: Damn i'd fuck michelle but i heard she had a black hole.
Guy 2: I heard that everytime she spreads her legs for a guy he gets sucked up and never returns.

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