Blazing Saddle

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

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The Storm is Coming

Code word for "we're fucking right now."

Jacob was fucking Addison, but Jacy saw them and said, "The storm is coming!"

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Musical

A blowjob usually given by a fat girl to a skinny guy.

Brady's mom gave me a musical last night. Damn she had a fat ass too.