Milf

An acronym for ¨ Man I love frogs.¨

Guy one: ¨milf!¨
Guy two:¨same.¨

pennapple

You misspelled pineapple.

Guy one: ¨want some of this pennapple?¨
Guy two: ¨ How tf did you misspell that?!?¨ ¨We are talking in real life!¨

My Friend Josh

Says hes not gay but he is

Me: You're gay

My Friend Josh: I'm not!