smh

I think this stands for "salted meat hug." Basically, it's when someone hugs you when holding a bunch of beef jerky.

"You got arrested again? How could you be so stupid? Smh." My girlfriend texted that to me. I think the salted meat hug was to console me.

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Snake Oil Salesman

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.

The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.

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