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The godawful mess after unprepared anal sex.
I thought anal was as simple as lube and consent, but the mess! Holy shit! Cleanup on Aisle 2!
Never knew she was into it, but right in the middle of doggy, she double-clutched the AstroGlide, down-shifted, and we were poppin the duece!
A Millennial and Gen Z reference for Boomers.
What the actual hell? When I'm at the grocery store, it's the Olds who aren't wearing fucking face masks.
I'd love to see America leave coal behind, but the Olds aren't having it.
The Olds say Millennials are in a sexual recession. Maybe that's because we're not fucking them.
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