Jordan

"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm

1. Jordan is a cuntivore

2. Jordan = cuntivore

3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."

4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan

5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"

"Yes."

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FPB

Abbreviation for Fine Pristine Bitch; alt. Fine Pristine Babe. Applies only to girls who meet these requirements:

1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit

(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)

Guy 1: "Check out that ass! I bet Sheila's a savage in the sack!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's not all about the sex with her. We can talk for hours about particle physics."

Guy 1: "Wow! Sounds like you scored with a major FPB!"

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Nigger

The word that flirts through most Republican's minds when they say "Obama"

1. When Michele Bachmann says "Obama" I can't help but notice how badly she wants to say "nigger."

2. "My Republican colleagues and I have tried to reason with Mr. Obama, but he just doesn't understand what it means to be an American; that is, not a nigger."

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