Backseat Gamer

The person or people who try to direct a one-person game by making useless comments and suggestions, much to the annoyance of the gamer.

Gamer: I love Assassin's Creed 2!! I'm gonna make Ezio go over these rooftops for fun!!

Backseat Gamer: why don't you just go through the streets? It'd be quicker and less bother.

Gamer: =_= ohhh you're so annoying

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Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

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Player 1-syndrome

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.

Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!