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A very hot older woman that is older than a cougar. She has slicked back white hair and liver spots.
Man, look at that hot snow leopard over there.
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When someone has to have a bowel movement so bad they faint. In medical terms, defecation syncope or vasovagal syncope. In short, shit-faint...shaint.
I had to shit so bad the other day I shainted...good thing I didn't hit my head or shit on myself.
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Memory loss due to a mix of sleep aids and booze
I rode a tiger last night? I must have been suffering from ambesia.
When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.
I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.