Heyden

A Heyden will eat anything you throw in its mouth. He’s always hungry and eats a lot.

Can I have your burrito ?
-No man, I am hungry like a Heyden.

dirty diba

When someone really wants to eat ass and satisfies his needs in a dirty basement with two old russian prostitutes who have stds and an illegal Australian immigrant with erectile dysfunction while Baba is watcing.

I really want a dirty diba right now. I think I'm gonna call Svetlana, Ekaterina, my man Steve and of course Baba.

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