eighteenth base

Sticking your middle toe in the tip of a guy's penis while playing with his balls with your other foot

Chad: Hey, Jakob, I heard you got pretty far last night!
Jakob: Yeah me and Sadie got to eighteenth base last night! It was fucking magical

nonfucking fuckboy

Jakob Ryckeghem

Jakob Ryckeghem is a nonfucking Fuckboy

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golf pussy

The act of of shoving as many golf balls as a female can in her vagina until the orgasm pushed them out.

Lisa: Marge I got hella news to hell you!
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.