Tarity

A common misinterpretation of the word 'Thirty' when said with an Irish accent.

Dave: "So what was the final score of your tennis match?"

Patty: "T'was Fifteen to Tarity!!"

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Tarity

A mysterious word that can replace any relative or similar sounding word; ie. Tarty, Thirty, Charity, Clarity, Tapestry

"mmm... I could really go an apple and custard tarity"

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prickly pear

A testicle or testicles that sport semi regrowth,

Freddy: "What's with you scratching yourself all the time bro?"

Joe: "Ah it's nothin, just got a bit of a prickly pear is all."

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Crud Bud

The dirtiest, smelliest, or most pungent point on an individual's body at the time of reference, often a place of anatomical significance.. ie. belly button, arse cleft, nipple, advanced neck pimple, rotten toenail.

"I have a strange tingling in my crud bud.."

or

"Look buddy, i'm telling you this for your own good.. you've gotta do something about that crud bud of yours.."