Pepper Dick

An extreme burning of your genital area caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly hot peppers such as the Trinidad Scorpion Pepper. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation. Other terms include Chili Willy and Hot Rod.

Cronin: Hey man, I just ate a really hot pepper.
Boyce: Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before you get pepper dick.

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Nipple Tattoo

A nipple tattoo is pretty self explanatory. It usually occurs at a party or when one is intoxicated, and this person, usually female, gets a tattoo on their nipple. The tattoo is usually of a flower or, when the tattooist is intoxicated, a smiley face. Some creative designs include a bicycle or even a ham being held by a dinosaur.

Dude 1: Hey were you at that rager last night?
Dude 2: Yea man it was awesome. I got laid and I got a nipple tattoo.
Dude 1: Oh sweet man! It looks like an owl.