ball rage

When pain or discomfort in the testes translates into sudden and explosive fits of anger.

"Just screamed at the boss."
"OMG! Why?!"
"Not sure. I think I slept weirdly on my balls last night though."
"Ah, must've been ball rage."

twuednesday

The false belief that the day is Wednesday, when in reality it is Tuesday. Often occurs during a boring Tuesday shift, in a vain attempt to feel closer to the weekend.

"Dude, just thought it was Wednesday."
"But it's Tuesday!"
"I know! Must be the curse of twuednesday."
"How depressing!"