Bean

the one in your group who used to find himself trying to put a CD inside a radiator thinking its a CD player, whilst "dropping beans" (swallowing ecstacy) like they are Smarties.

Mick: Bean what u doin?
Bean: Just puttin a cd on
Mick: Thats the radiator Bean

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Banana Knife

A long curved knife that allows a woman to stare deep into your eyes while she stabs you right in the back.

Woman: "I love you.. but i'm sleeping with your best mate"
Banana Knife

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fifa'd

Whenever your playing a console game vs AI, especially on Fifa, no matter how hard you try, you enevitably lose.

Baggamuss: Arsenal just won the game with a 95th minute goal..
Ed: Mate, you just got fifa'd!

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Emotional Cancer Leach

A vindictive female of the species

Man 1: " Im really having problems with my gf"
Man 2 " Get rid of her, she's an Emotional Cancer Leach"

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