Vegegan

noun vej-ee-guh n
1: a person who omits animal flesh from their diet.

2: someone who doesn't have the will power or the inclination to go full vegan. They're vegetarian for most of the week, and vegan on Friday. They skip back and forth, depending on whose company they're in.

He sidled up to her. Heart pounding in his chest. He leant over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked loudly "Excuse me Mrs. Woman. Would you like a bacon butty?"
"I'm sorry" she replied "I'm a vegegan. I don't eat meat".
"I suppose a blow job's out of the question?" he asked, in a hopeful tone.

Cyclist

/ˈsaɪ.klɪst/
noun
1) an unpleasant or despicable person.
2) A self-righteous twat, who doesn't believe red traffic lights apply to them.
3) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

• Look at that twat, jumping red lights and riding on the pavement. What a fucking cyclist!

• Fuck off, you cyclist!

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Eyecicle

An ocular stalactite of manfat.

John unloaded his manfat onto his girlfriend's face and left a neat little eyecicle dangling precariously from her false eye-lashes.

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