double dunter

When indulging in a back to back one off the wrist

“I’m into the back of the Transit to knock out a double dunter”

Rubber gub

Scottish term for a female who frequently tops up her lips with filler to obtain that much sought after trout pout

There’s that Tracy bird over there with the rubber gub

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

shucht

The crack of ones arse. A Scottish term for the builders bum. An exposed to the elements farter gauge.

It’s a really hot day out there. I can feel the sweat running down the shucht of my arse!

speckiest

Used to describe someone wearing a ridiculously large pair of glasses

That bloke over there is the speckiest bastard I’ve ever seen