double dunter

When indulging in a back to back one off the wrist

“I’m into the back of the Transit to knock out a double dunter”

speckiest

Used to describe someone wearing a ridiculously large pair of glasses

That bloke over there is the speckiest bastard I’ve ever seen

Rubber gub

Scottish term for a female who frequently tops up her lips with filler to obtain that much sought after trout pout

There’s that Tracy bird over there with the rubber gub

shucht

The crack of ones arse. A Scottish term for the builders bum. An exposed to the elements farter gauge.

It’s a really hot day out there. I can feel the sweat running down the shucht of my arse!