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A LLTD (Lickey lickey transmitted disease). The first case of it was in 8/6/2014 when one male reported a mosquito biting him. A man in a chat room had a nurse as a wife but did not want to wake her. So no people with official doctor title could help him. One member of the chat-room asked if it was a case of Bahlickeylickey. The victim reported that a mosquito turned the bite purple. The man that helped him said that this was a sign of Bahlickeylickey. Soon more and two more victims claimed of of having Bahlickeylickey or having it at one time in the chat-room. To transmitted it you must give someone a "lickey lickey" or get bit by a mosquito. Symptoms are joint pain and headaches. Help a love one if they have it and don't make fun of some one who has it. The only know cure is treatment with a turtle only a select few know how to use the turtle. Only the doctors know how to use a live turtle in the process. The patience are sedated so they only have the doctors word for it. Treatment can take months. Bahlickeylickey is a really problem and a real disease. If you have signs of it you must get to a hospital as fast as you can. Bahlickeylickey is a very rare disease so chances of it are low of you getting it.
Person A: "My mom just got bahlickeylickey."
Person B: "Did your dad give her a lickey lickey hahahahah"
Person A: "No a mosquito bite her. Why do you always have to be like that."
Licking someone anywhere one the body. Most commonly on the Genitalia. Giving someone a "lickey lickey" is not an act of pleasuring someone it is simply for someone else's enjoyment. This act has been in countless debates if this is true or not. While people who think it is not a sexual act still acknowledge that giving it to a family member is still considered incest. Also it could ruin a friendship if giving a friend a lickey lickey. There have been cases of LLTD or just LTD (Lickey lickey transmitted diseases and licked transmitted diseases. This is not to be confused with the band LTD).
Person A:"I went down stairs to get a glass of water yesterdy and I think I heard my dad give my mom a "lickey lickey.".
Person B:"So, where was this if it was anywhere else then her vaginia then its not sexual.".
Pereson A:"How is that not sexual he licked her! giving someone a lickey lickey is very sexual!".
Person B:"Listen the people who first used the words 'Lickey lickey' said...".
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