Vegan

1: The only person in the world that cares about cute, fluffy animals.

2: The most pretentious, self-righteous, unbearable asswipe in your friend group. You should probably stop being friends.

1: I'm a vegan you filthy puppy-kicking meat eater!

2: Yeah sorry Sarah, just because you're a vegan doesn't mean you have to shove kale down my throat.

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Fuentesing

Verb: to insist very loudly that you are white, while actually not being white, so you can be racist to people who aren’t white.

Yooo dude this guy on this podcast is ranting about how immigrants totally destroyed america but I just found out he’s Mexican. He’s Fuentesing so hard right now.

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enter-sturbed

A neologism of "entertained" and "disturbed" describing the odd feeling of when you are entertained by how insane/messed up what you are witnessing is, yet, at the same time, disturbed by it.

Person 1: Hey. Did you see the election coverage today?
Person 2: Yes. I was quite enter-sturbed.

Cat Boy Fucker

(Noun:) A person who fucks cat boys.

Hey did you see that video of Nick Fuentes with Cat Boy Kami? They were totally making eyes. Nick Fuentes is such a cat boy fucker.