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Air Sandwich

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.

We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

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Non-Responder

A non-responder is an individual that you attempt to contact but he does not respond.

I tried to contact them but they don't respond. Therefore he's a Non-Responder.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018


EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.

This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked

by Bailmaninmo May 1, 2019


Do-Nothinger

A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.

Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018


Doc-torr

A doc-torr is a medical doctor who is of Iranian or similar decent. The're the doctors that have a funny accent.

I had to go to Doc-torr office today.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019


Blastback

Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.

I just farted, and the Blastback was horrible

by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019


ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019