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After you ejaculate in her vagina and proceed to urinate before you pull out
My gf is really kinky these days she begged me for a bubbler and the sheets are still wet
Tattoo given in prison with makeshift tattoo gun usually with soot or melted thong as the ink
^Not a bad job for a boob tatt"
Someone who can't carry out the said task
What a flop he can't even hide properly
When you harass and hassle while being an asshole
"You've harassled me 3 times about that money I owe you in 2 hours and I paid for lunch!
When you put your penis in her arm pit and she flaps her arm down and sqeezes tight.
I got a rash from her armpit hair when she chicken wing me
To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.
Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.
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To listen through walls to private conversations
Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!