50/50 Day

A 50/50 Day is when you’re having a day that isn’t great, but also isn’t terrible. Some good and bad came out of the same day.

Person 1: Hey, how has your day been?
Person 2: Eh, I’ve had a 50/50 Day.
Person 1: Why’s that?
Person 2: I got a promotion at work, but when I left for the day I noticed someone had scratched the whole front end of my car while backing into their parking space.

skask

What started as a misspelled “sksksk” someone referred to as a skask (plural: skaski) can be used as a compliment or insult. Depends on how you see it.

Wow she is a skask

Don’t worry, you’re a cute skask ;)

Plural: Those two are such skaski!

Funny Point

When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.

Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.