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Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019


Hailey

Hailey is generally a beautiful girl. She seems to be insecure about herself, and depends on others to help bring her up. She's had struggles throughout her life and wears her heart on her sleeve. When she's involved with dating, she can't stop herself until she finds the right man. She tends to fall for shorter guys because she want's to feel tall. She doesn't want men who are mature, and wants someone who can always make her laugh. Her smile can brighten anyone's day and she tends to laugh at random things. She can embarrass herself easy, but later realizes the weirdness of herself is who she is. When she sees her friends being made fun of or being hurt, she'll kill whoever is fucking with her best friends. If you are lucky to have her in your life, never ever EVER let her go. When she's there, you'll want her to be forever. Love and embrace her, because she's yours.

Guy One: Who IS that girl?

Guy Two: ...that's Hailey.

Guy Three: OMG, she's sooo hot.

Guy Two: I know, right? Ugh, I just wanna fuck her so hardcore right now.

Guy Three: I bet she's good.

Guy One: Totally...

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019