Going Full Evmyster

A guy you know in your friend group. Can be cool is definitely fun, but there’s a drawback with him. He’s pink. Yea I said it. This red hue is categorized by doctors as a form of mental retardation. On going research is looking to limit the symptoms, but once your friend has gone full Johnson it’s gonna be a bad time.

Group: Hey are you coming to the Super Bowl today or are you going full Evmyster?

Friend: I’m pink, so no!!

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