Spice spine

When you walk like Michael Jackson’s thriller with a bad back after too much spice

Here lads, check out this video of joe, he looks like he’s doing the chicken limbo “bad case of spice spine that mate”

Trumplodyte

A cave dwelling ignorant fan of the perma tanned man from America.

Stop beating that poor Mexican with that very expensive stick ! You complete and utter trumplodyte .

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silk bandit

A bandit who wears an item of clothing made from silk to hide his face when burglarisingshops,banks,bookmakers

Oh dear hide behind this wall quick ! It would seem there's a bandit in town ."hang on he's got silk leggings round his face" ah yes it's the silk bandit .