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The act of licking a petite woman's anus and vagina in one swipe of the tongue.
Given her petite frame, Eileen was the perfect candidate for a BARACUDA.
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The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.
While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.
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The act of having a bowel movement during intercourse and rolling around in a pile of your own or partner's feces for hours afterwards. This will give the participants a look that is strikingly similar to the coal miners working in the Jeddo breaker circa 1930.
After eating at the Chinese buffet, I performed a jeddo breaker on our new sleigh bed. My wife wasn't very happy with me, but she didn't complain when we got a free ride on the Job Corps bus.
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