Ball-Seance

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

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ball-spaghetti

When you kick a pair of testicles so hilariously hard they pop and all the tiny noodle-like contents leak out into surrounding sac.

Also can be a verb i.e. "I spaghetti'd his balls."

"Remember when Stacy stomped Brian's left nut and turned it into ball-spaghetti and then she just laughed at him?"
"Yeah. Twas ice cold."

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