A Melian is a type of chad that despite being female has a massive dong. They create immediate arousal in all humans, primates and some species of anteaters. They do not have a very high IQ and aren't self-aware at all so they will threaten to eat peoples' guts (their favourite food) if you challenge them. The cry of the species sounds like "mimimi".
That girl is such a Melian, I bet she has filled so many Myrmecophaga tridactyla asses!