Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.

"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.

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Dip Chicks

Topless female models completely covered with assorted sauces and/or dips hired for the purpose of serving snacks and appetizers at a social gathering.

*A group of dip chicks is called a dip set.

"When we're ballers, we'll have so many dip chicks...everywhere."

"Al, check the moist on the dip chicks."

"Shit, dude. This dip chick just made me drip blue cheese all over my pants."

"At our ballin' ugly christmas sweater party, we're going to need a huge dip set of at least five different dip chicks: one for salsa, ranch, blue cheese, guacamole, and Frank's Red Hot."

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