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The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.
Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?
Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?
Brian: What?
Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Six Shrigma strategies seek to improve shrooming experiences by identifying and removing the causes of bad trips. Examples include staying away from "normals" and avoiding sad music, movies, and interpersonal relationships. Interesting art work, wallpaper, and outdoor environments highly recommended.
Guy 1: "Man, I had a really bad trip last night."
Guy 2: "Did you try Six Shrigma?"
Guy 1: "No..."
Guy 2: "Well, there you go."
A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"
A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"
A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.
Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?
Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.
Guy 1: Thanks.