Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

Udo

A diminutive, camouflage-clad, mirrored-sunglasses-wearing, screeching and screaming, grunting and growling, moaning and groaning, militant homosexual lead singer of a German heavy metal band who looks kind of like a pig.

Hey, let’s hear an Udo version of The Star Spangled Banner, that’ll really go over with the NFL crowd.

13👍 9👎

GBMO

Get bored and move on/got bored and moved on

Why did you break up with your girlfriend ?
GBMO, dude, GBMO

Debroculate

To completely, utterly, totally and with no hope for recovery, defeat another in a physical contest, generally a fight.

Come on, you wanna do it that way, I WILL debroculate your ass.

independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.

What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?